30 Sexiest Things to Say to Your Girlfriend

Posted by FitBuff Brandon
November 17, 2007

There are many things to say to your girlfriend that could either turn her off, or turn her very on. You would be wise to stick with the latter, for both your sakes.

Use these one-liners at the right time, and you could be in for some serious fun.

But, remember: It's all in the delivery. If you don't mean it, she won't believe it. That's a recipe for a backfiring disaster.

Things to Say to Your Girlfriend

  1. "Good morning."
  2. "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?"
  3. "I can't stop touching you."
  4. "Want to join me in the shower?"
  5. "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you."
  6. "I love how you taste."
  7. "Do you feel this, too?" ("This" being an incredible emotional euphoria.)
  8. "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito."
  9. Her name–her full name–followed by a "Wow."
  10. "I'll get the light."
  11. …20 more things to say to your girlfriend…

Do you have some more things to say to your girlfriend that lit her up?

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Comment by isabella mori on November 22, 2007 @ 12:51 am

good post! stumbled it.

Comment by jake on November 23, 2007 @ 4:44 am

totally lame and totally cliche.

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Pingback by Aaron on November 26, 2007 @ 2:12 am

wtf at burrito?

Pingback by Brian on November 26, 2007 @ 1:37 pm

I could see some of these working, but why burrito?! Why not "breakfast" or pancakes, anything but burrito. When I think of burritos I immediately think of the word flatulence and there's NOTHING sexy about that! LOL

Comment by Lady on November 28, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

Who wrote it? Was it written by man,who never had girlfriend?!?
WTF?
B*****T

Pingback by David on November 29, 2007 @ 11:43 am

I couldn't help but be inspired by these. I'll take these to the lab tonight…

Comment by isabella mori on November 30, 2007 @ 12:20 am

hmmm … never would have thought that something like this would stir up such emotions. interesting! i wonder what that's all about … ?

Comment by FitBuff.com on November 30, 2007 @ 8:11 pm

I'm not sure Isabella, but you're right, it sure has stirred up a lot of strong emotions on both sides with over 10,000 views this week!

Pingback by Phil on December 2, 2007 @ 8:02 am

I've always believed pickup lines and scripts are for chumps. Either you got game or you don't!

Pingback by Tony on December 5, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

Bow chicka bow wow

Pingback by Angel on December 9, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

Speaking from experience, the shower one is great…

Pingback by Anna Maria on December 10, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

While some are rather silly a few are actually quite sexy

Trackback by Bobby on December 14, 2007 @ 11:25 pm

Just what I need…

Trackback by Ivan on January 19, 2008 @ 11:27 am

a burrito?!

Comment by Stephen on March 26, 2008 @ 3:06 am

Hmm…yea, these are alright…I don't like the burrito one though. One I like to use… I say this to my girlf all the time: " Your'e my sexy ass lil muffin" and she just goes skits! She loves it when I say shit like that. Luv ya Sonia xx

Comment by shane on April 28, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

i luv girls i want to lick their pussies so much!

Comment by spork 314 on May 27, 2008 @ 7:16 am

how's the hottie

Comment by FitBuff Brandon on July 14, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

@Stephen: I read that wrong the first time, "You're my sexy lil ass muffin," which sounds slightly less flattering, haha.

@Shane: I've never heard that one, but whatever works for you…

@Spork: Unfortunately, she was unavailable for comment at the time of this posting. I'm sure she's doing "fine" though (wah wah wah).

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