30 Sexiest Things to Say to Your Girlfriend

There are many things to say to your girlfriend that could either turn her off, or turn her very on. You would be wise to stick with the latter, for both your sakes.

Use these one-liners at the right time, and you could be in for some serious fun, in which case you’ll need these tips on how to last longer.

But, remember: It’s all in the delivery. If you don’t mean it, she won’t believe it. That’s a recipe for a backfiring disaster.

Things to Say to Your Girlfriend

  1. “Good morning.”
  2. “Is it okay with you if I take this slow?”
  3. “I can’t stop touching you.”
  4. “Want to join me in the shower?”
  5. “I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you.”
  6. “I love how you taste.”
  7. “Do you feel this, too?” (“This” being an incredible emotional euphoria.)
  8. “Hungry? Stay right here. I’ll go make you a burrito.”
  9. Her name–her full name–followed by a “Wow.”
  10. “I’ll get the light.”
  11. …20 more things to say to your girlfriend

Do you have some more things to say to your girlfriend that lit her up?

111 comments… add one
  • good post! stumbled it.

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  • totally lame and totally cliche.

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  • Who wrote it? Was it written by man,who never had girlfriend?!?
    WTF?
    B*****T

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  • hmmm … never would have thought that something like this would stir up such emotions. interesting! i wonder what that’s all about … ?

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  • I’m not sure Isabella, but you’re right, it sure has stirred up a lot of strong emotions on both sides with over 10,000 views this week!

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  • i luv girls i want to lick their pussies so much!

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  • how’s the hottie

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  • @Stephen: I read that wrong the first time, “You’re my sexy lil ass muffin,” which sounds slightly less flattering, haha.

    @Shane: I’ve never heard that one, but whatever works for you…

    @Spork: Unfortunately, she was unavailable for comment at the time of this posting. I’m sure she’s doing “fine” though (wah wah wah).

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  • burrito! now that is very random, not very romantic.

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  • Don’t knock it ’til you try it, Lain.

    Although, I agree, once you try it, you’ll probably be free to knock it, or maybe you’ll find a woman goofy enough to appreciate it.

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  • your as beautiful as a field of daffodils an roses in a vally with a river runnin down the middle… oh wait theres a bright shining unicorn drinkin from the river. is that unicorn you?

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  • haha, nice one Ed

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  • does this stuff actually help anyone out

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  • You’d be surprised Lombe, sometimes the craziest things can work against all logic, especially when dealing with the fairer sex…

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  • wow, who looks on a gay website for stuff to say to their love. thats lame and too me it seems like you have nothing to say to your girl. if you aint got game dont play the game….. an jus be yourself. dont look on a website for stuff to say, say what you know and want to say.
    😉

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  • tittie sprinkles………

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  • one of the best thing u could say to ur girlfriend,
    is that, she means everything to u, and nutin in the world could ever change that,

    and that when u r with her the world is perfect,
    the reason the world is perfect when u r with her, is becasue she is the world to u,
    she cant compare to anything not the most money in the world, not the shiniest most expensive peice of jewelry,
    she is priceless to u

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  • Actually, TJFitness – most girls hearing you say that will just think you a wimp with cliche lines that they are sure you would say to anybody you date.

    They’ll just act flattered because they are ‘suppose’ to. Or they’ll be happy because they know they’ve roped you in for the longhaul and can start taking your money 😉

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  • Number 6. “I love how you taste,” I love telling my fiancé that and she loves it too.

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  • Dude, I believe that anyone who thinks your lines wont work is a douche. Every American girl I’ve been out with loves hearing that kind of dirty talk because they love a man who can make them horny. They love the haste.

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  • i think it is hard to say all these words , if u r alone……but its ok , let me know how to make a girl friend , carryon , o this topic , give a little touch …..

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  • ‘Good Morning’
    Something tells me he is 55, an virgin and lives in his mothers basement. Makes me feel many saying ‘I’ll get the light’

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  • wow. i bet ya this guy aint got him a real girlfriend. or wat if its a girl. o good god, lezbos

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  • its a good one…..

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  • m@$on is so right if you love her dont look on websites just let it come from the heart

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  • buttpluger ur weird

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  • I have the ultimate line…

    “If we have children, will you love them more than me?”

    Say that to her and prepare for all the loving you can handle. But don’t say it until you are both mutually in love. lol. That would seriously backfire if you’re not at that stage yet.

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  • Low lyfz ahahaha

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  • ok ….i tried it on my gf….they made her smile…but they are still corny…and m@son is right
    jus say what you feel….some woman jus love the truth……and a man who cooks and cleans
    (it raises their libido)

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  • THIS IS STUPID, WHO EVER WROTE THIS HAS NEVER HAD A GF AND DOESNT KNOW THAT ITS 2009!

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  • BUT I RE-READ SOME, AND A COUPLE OF THEM ARE ACTUAL THINGS I DO SAY AND THEY WORK, I JUST THOUGHT THOSE WERE GIVENS

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  • This was all about the hits, and it seems to be working. I wanted some decent ideas for how to flirt with my wife and I got drivel. This is a sham that was ochestrated to get web hits and, again, is useless drivel. I could write better stuff in my sleep with any given wet dream. Now I know why guys, who are like me, spend 20 years of the web without looking up this topic. Who needs it? What a waste of time. I will stick to my genuine feelings. Thanks.

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  • Try this.
    When you are close, and I can smell your hair,
    it reminds me of bright Summer days with honeysuckle in the air.
    When we are apart, I think of that smell,
    I think of things that are unspoken and of things that words could never tell.

    I wrote that since my last post; maybe 3 minutes. Please…. Get a grip.

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  • Good list. But I think my wife my laught at me if I said some of those lines :)

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  • wtf this shyt it freaken lame obuisly tha person who post this has never ever got laid shyt fukin lame ass

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  • I don’t know about some of these…buuut…one that i use that works on girls is
    How’s my little kitten? Does she want to purr for me tonight?

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  • I didn’t take my time to read all post but here are 2 for you. 1-” i hear you, infact i smell you, but I want to taste you” “kiss me” of couse this only works with the right delivery, like all of mine it must be at the right time with a little shock- 2- “sometimes you just have to live life and let your self go, you only live once, do you want to live twice?…… I can. come here.” then kiss her!!! i got a million i know works on anyone but i make them up as i go-

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  • ok my bf told me he wanted a peice of my butt and thats what turned me on try it !!! oh and let the girl give u a peice!!!

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  • i don’t think those words will work. i’ve never had a girl in my life and wish to experience though i’m 27 and want to be in a serious or whatever you call it relationship. I know of some stubborn girls in my area that no love word will stir up their emotion or feeling. I don’t know the stuff they are made of, i don’t think they’re Eve’s of-springs.

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  • hi wat do u look like i want yo no

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  • hey you guys who is saying all this crap about saying that they have never had a gf before. you guys obviously dont know what nerds do. nerds (no offence) have the smartest minds and can get laid more than so called “preps” i would know this because i am infact a nerd. i am not a virgin and some words can make a girl go nuts. i would know this because i have dated online alot. i know what to say and when to say it. for us unfortunate kids that dont have the “looks” i am here to say that you shouldnt give up. ive even used the words ” im going to kiss you from the back of your neck all the way down your spine and tell you i love you. that works so well. and one can pull that one off. and you when your saying that make sure you use your fingers as an example. and there is a spot in there lower back that if you put some pressure on it. it instantly turns them on. (from my own experiance) please reply to this i want to know how many others know about that spot. i may know what im doing but why not be better at it right? i came to this website simply for more suggestions on how to get my girl “hot” so that shes ready for when i come over. thank you for your time. and your oppinions.

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  • Hi friends i have a girlfrind i kiss her but i want 2 push her breast please help me my email id is afzal5190187@yahoo.com

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  • aaaaaaahhhhhhh .. LOL these things make me laugh!!! this sorta stuff is what creeps wuud sai to geh a girl.. why cant yu just be fukin normal.. like me ! and Afzal LOL u do that to ur girl and trust me when i say u wont have her for much longer!!

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  • Try this if you mean it, if not don’t:

    You make me want to be a better man.

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  • OmG wow lol i agree wit you men this sht jus makes me laugh my balls off

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  • wow those sentences sucked ass

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  • I just shot myself in the head after reading these

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  • Yeah! Agree with Wes! That is ridiculous to say the phrase “Hungry? Stay right here. I’ll go make you a burrito.” to your GF. Sounds awful..

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  • I agree, guys you are right! These are so NOT the sexiest things to say to your girl. Believe it or not, the sexiest things you can say, is anything thats you and honest. You got your girl somehow, so use those things that got her, and she’ll find you sexy. Women still like their men to be men.

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  • thats right rachel keep up the good work lol

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  • Maro puktl magi der.

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  • Well, I always beem like this, and trust me women love it, even if the ones here say they don’t, it’s because they haven’t felt it 😉

    I mean it is good to sex them up good, but it’s also good to be a gentleman.

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  • Dear Guys,
    Don’t look up pick-up lines or things to say to your girlfriend. All of us girls like it best when our men just say something straight from the heart. If you love a girl, say how much you love her. If you’re good with words, it’ll be immediately seductive. If you aren’t, she’ll find it adorable, and cuddling could turn into having sex, too. If you just want her in bed, compliment her, but be realistic about it. If she doesn’t have big boobs, don’t say she has the sexiest big boobs you ever saw. Compliment your REAL favourite feature of hers, or a feature that she takes pride in. Be honest. The cheesy stuff just makes us laugh. I mean, we can find it cute and all, but we don’t take it seriously. Boys get girls using phrases off of websites. Men get women by just being themselves. Good luck to you.
    Love,
    A Normal Female
    XOXO

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  • To rlly get ur gf attention is to let her know how much u love her but don’t u say it if u don’t mean it tell her things tht come from ur head and tell her how much u think bout her but don’t if u don’t think about her
    thts from stagy tht has his love of his life

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  • “is it okay if i take this slow?” Show some of your man, take it slow if you want to take it slow. Do everything you want to do and do it with confidence, and for god’s sake, don’t ever offer a girl a burrito during sex. Ever.

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  • This is really Funny , how do you think this is going to even work for you …Your girl friend is even going to slap you in the face and tell you how stupid you are when you serve her with burrito

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  • I know it’s a while this has been commented on, but I have some rather good ones in my opinion.
    What you have to remember about things like these are that timing, sincerity, atmosphere and the types of people you and your girl are have a lot to say.

    I am a believing christian, i believe in the good in people and i dont label people, people can manage that themselves fine.(for the record, you don’t have to be a nut-job to be a believing Christian, there are extremists in every religion)

    Some of the things I’ve had success with was:
    “Faith can be tough, belief can waver, but then i look at you and the fact that something as perfect as you was created perishes all doubts in my mind.”
    “You make me wanna be a better me”
    “It will always be you”

    And depending if it’s true, if it’s mutual and if it’s not something you use in every other sentence the most powerful thing to say to your girlfriend is the obvious:
    “I love you”

    @My name is ___
    You’ve got it all figured out already 😉 Reason i’m here is cuz i’m all action and yes, that is 75% of a relationship, the rest is talking and 1-5% of that talking is what this is about. I’m here to broaden my horizon on the topic, a little disappointed, but hey.. its just a blog. The reason that these things are useful is that you can release a serious amount of emotions with very few words if you’ve done the rest correctly.

    Hope you could use my advice.

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    • Wow, finally a well-thought out and useful comment on this post. Thanks so much for the input Kenneth!

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  • Is it Burito or Bobotie Bafana frm South Africa………. huh! guys when the heat is on just do wat u think u can do..after all performance is the key

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  • hey guys, Sid Again!!!!! :-)

    I just wanna say wateva goes, goes.
    I think there is some great comments here all you guys are spot on! I love it :-)
    I would love ot meet all you guys in person
    I have loads of things i would love to say but all i do is talk into my pillow at night and laugh is that strange??? :-)
    I have just told my neighbour about this and he slammed the door in my face… what a weird guy????
    Fred Yomen… ur a wacko dude :-)

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  • omg these lines suck, i can think of better ones just looking at my gf cos it comes from d heart

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  • These are indeed nice tips, it’s possible not to agree with all of them but you can definitely pick one or two that you might find useful. Besides they aren’t set in stones, this is suppose to wake up your “romantic creativity” and think of the little things you can do or say to improve your relationship.

    you could say this in a real cool sexy voice:
    I’m becoming an addict cause I can’t get enough of you baby…you taste so good!

    Come up with your own lines!
    And remember- how you say it, when you say it, who you say it to determines the eventual outcome, do it right and you would have spiced up that relationship. Let it come straight from your heart, mean what you say and say what you mean.

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  • @Mike

    HAHAHAHA!!! I was going to say something about the “its” in Dragnore’s post as well. I love when people talk about grammar and are making mistakes themselves. Hypocrites these days…

    These lines suck! Just do and say what feels right, be yourself. Trust me, once I quit trying to use pick-up lines and crap I’ve found on the internet, I found an amazing girl. We’ve been dating four years now and it has been great! Do you, don’t try to be anyone but yourself.

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  • haha they worked for me try it guys! l0l

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  • NONE OF YOU GUYS TOOK INTO CONSIDERATION THAT EACH AND EVERY GIRL IS DIFFERENT SO SAYING THESE THINGS TO SOMEONE IS EITHER A HIT OR A MISS, IM SURE IT WORKS FOR SOME, AND IM SURE IT DOESNT WORK FOR THE OTHERS, BUT ALL IM SAYING IS KNOW YOUR GIRL AND KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES TO HEAD AND LET HER HEAR IT, BE OBSERVANT

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  • I remember saying some of these things…..back when I had a girlfriend. And yes, they work.

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  • i need a lover who i can marry.

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  • or you can just listen to your heart, it knows what to say, you just have to have the courage to say it. I text her just to let her know im thinking about her. You could say something like: “hey sweetie, how does it feel to wake up every morning to look at the most beautiful thing in the world, if you don’t know what im talking about, just look in the mirror” say what comes from the heart and you’ll be a romantic in no time :)

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  • It should not be conventional rather you have to judge your GF and say accordingly.Dont say conventional lines or you will seem flirty.

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  • I woke up this morning and said to my gf “hungry? I ll make u some burritos” and she was like no no no honey u stay in bed i ll go and do it :)) and guys dont worry bout any of these bullshit cause it aint true at all. Every person likes different things. If u r already goin out with her just enjoy the time u r together other than that everything is natural u both start to know each other etc tryn to do these things will only make u look weird, just relax and let it go where ever it leads to… Good luck to u all :)

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  • whoo hoo… now we’re talking. cheers!

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  • Hungry ??????……a burrito?!?!?!? LOL

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  • Diz iiZ So Lam3!.

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  • I tryed 2 of thoes….my girlfriend dumped me

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  • WOOOOOOWWWWW Yes we tottaly want to kiss/lick/touch every part of one sexy guy, any men offering?? 😉 oh And i hope if sum1 offerd this i hope u have a miracle finger, & a miracle toung lol

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  • I would never tell a girl “are you hungry, I’ll go make you a burrito”, but I would tell her, “baby you look hungry, how about I feed you some tube steak and I’ll munch on your taco”. It worked for me.

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  • we love sex, thats true love. women got what we love, so we have to trick them into giving us what we love. thats why we gotta sweet talk them :)

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  • This is funny and naughty. :)

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  • I don’t believe these lines could be sexiest

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  • well buddy, i believe these words are basically every-day-used words. You can always modify these “pick-up” lines to suit your female partner.

    I know of a Christian friend of mine, who told his gf, “I see you’re blessed with sexiness because of god.” Honestly this makes no sense to me, but to his gf, it was serious enough that they had sex right after the statement.

    thanks author, for sharing your input.

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  • woman are all victims of a crime! MEN! see, men are weak, they convice themselfs that they need a woman to satisfy their needs, so they become externally dependent. Men, you are resaponsible for your own needs, it is not right to use women like that…. ugh just try not to hurt them to much,….. we DO need them :( ….im one of these weak men, lol

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  • its chirstmas! try this: hey sweetheart, can i have your picture? She says: Why? To show santa what i want for chirstmas :)

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  • #5 “I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you.”

    is my favourite. I say that all the time 😉

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  • These lines are just the basic things you can say to a women that they like; if you can be more clever or have something better then awesome. But the classics still work; women love attention and if you show that you care along with a sense of humor you’ll have them as long as you want. Doesnt hurt to try something new or make a dork out of yourself. You want a women to be with or give it up; have to get into their heads more so than their pants first.

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  • @ Spartachilles: Yes, nice job putting it into perspective. For some girls like the ones with “gypsy souls”, you will definitely have to get into their heads. Turn the tables around on them and make them feel like your the special one, its easy, for some men anyways….. Good luck men!

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  • Yeah I agree wit’ most of ya…..i think thats for starters me personally i think you spit tha game you spit depending on your style im 30+ into beezies mayne! you drop the quotes you feel when its nessacary and needed!

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  • ” i love you babe! ” i think this is more appropriate to say everyday. cheers!

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  • @ no3l n3dsmar: There’s a tricky balance between being a soft touch, an overall nice and sweet person, and being a pushover who can’t get respect. Only a real man can achieve that balance. Some people just don’t have that kind of patients or it’s beyond there comprehension.

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  • @ #8 why would i be making her a burrito? how is that gonna be sexy? shouldn’t she be making me the burrito!?

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  • HAHA. “Hungry? Stay right here. I’ll go make you a burrito.” I dont even get it…and i just told my girlfriend just for laughs and she doesnt get it…but its still funny…

    Ima probly say the last one to her cuz its funny, naughty, simple, and ya…”I’ll get the light.” haha…these all crack me up, but they will probly not work…derp

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  • Some of these things I don’t say to my girlfriend but I will try some of them.

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  • I like the first one – pretty simple and to the point. Plus I say it every day, so I must be doing something right!

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  • I dont remember my bf said to me all of those things mentioned above. It’s funny that a guy can say “Hungry? Stay right here. I’ll go make you a burrito.” Can somebody tell me why burrito?

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  • Yeah I agree wit’ most of ya…..i think thats for starters me personally i think you spit tha game you spit depending on your style im 30+ into beezies mayne! you drop the quotes you feel when its nessacary and needed!

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  • You make me feel like the luckiest guy in the world

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  • wow i am now stres free

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  • #31. Slap her and call her a dirty little girl! My girl loves it!

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    • Proceed with caution, some women would find this highly offensive and have the opposite effect haha

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  • The first time I make love to you I’ll probably scare the shit out of you because I’m a real man and I know what I’m doing.

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  • This all reeks of derp.

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  • IF THERE WAS ONE MILLION WEEDS ILL KEEP LOOKING FOR THAT ROSE

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