There are many things to say to your girlfriend that could either turn her off, or turn her very on. You would be wise to stick with the latter, for both your sakes.
Use these one-liners at the right time, and you could be in for some serious fun, in which case you'll need these tips on how to last longer.
But, remember: It's all in the delivery. If you don't mean it, she won't believe it. That's a recipe for a backfiring disaster.
Things to Say to Your Girlfriend
- "Good morning."
- "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?"
- "I can't stop touching you."
- "Want to join me in the shower?"
- "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you."
- "I love how you taste."
- "Do you feel this, too?" ("This" being an incredible emotional euphoria.)
- "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito."
- Her name–her full name–followed by a "Wow."
- "I'll get the light."
- …20 more things to say to your girlfriend…
Do you have some more things to say to your girlfriend that lit her up?
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aaaaaaahhhhhhh .. LOL these things make me laugh!!! this sorta stuff is what creeps wuud sai to geh a girl.. why cant yu just be fukin normal.. like me ! and Afzal LOL u do that to ur girl and trust me when i say u wont have her for much longer!!
Try this if you mean it, if not don’t:
You make me want to be a better man.
OmG wow lol i agree wit you men this sht jus makes me laugh my balls off
wow those sentences sucked ass
I just shot myself in the head after reading these
what the fuck? haha ill go make you a burrito? the first thing that comes to mind once i hear burritos are farts. not sex.
Yeah! Agree with Wes! That is ridiculous to say the phrase “Hungry? Stay right here. I’ll go make you a burrito.” to your GF. Sounds awful..
I agree, guys you are right! These are so NOT the sexiest things to say to your girl. Believe it or not, the sexiest things you can say, is anything thats you and honest. You got your girl somehow, so use those things that got her, and she’ll find you sexy. Women still like their men to be men.
thats right rachel keep up the good work lol
Maro puktl magi der.
Well, I always beem like this, and trust me women love it, even if the ones here say they don’t, it’s because they haven’t felt it ;)
I mean it is good to sex them up good, but it’s also good to be a gentleman.
Dear Guys,
Don’t look up pick-up lines or things to say to your girlfriend. All of us girls like it best when our men just say something straight from the heart. If you love a girl, say how much you love her. If you’re good with words, it’ll be immediately seductive. If you aren’t, she’ll find it adorable, and cuddling could turn into having sex, too. If you just want her in bed, compliment her, but be realistic about it. If she doesn’t have big boobs, don’t say she has the sexiest big boobs you ever saw. Compliment your REAL favourite feature of hers, or a feature that she takes pride in. Be honest. The cheesy stuff just makes us laugh. I mean, we can find it cute and all, but we don’t take it seriously. Boys get girls using phrases off of websites. Men get women by just being themselves. Good luck to you.
Love,
A Normal Female
XOXO
To rlly get ur gf attention is to let her know how much u love her but don’t u say it if u don’t mean it tell her things tht come from ur head and tell her how much u think bout her but don’t if u don’t think about her
thts from stagy tht has his love of his life
“is it okay if i take this slow?” Show some of your man, take it slow if you want to take it slow. Do everything you want to do and do it with confidence, and for god’s sake, don’t ever offer a girl a burrito during sex. Ever.
This is really Funny , how do you think this is going to even work for you …Your girl friend is even going to slap you in the face and tell you how stupid you are when you serve her with burrito
Ha. This shit wouldn’t work. I’m not a ladies man but… my only advice is to say some sexy shit because I now have a badass chic but I talk pretty stupid. But now she loves me and does everything for me. Everything. ;)
I know it’s a while this has been commented on, but I have some rather good ones in my opinion.
What you have to remember about things like these are that timing, sincerity, atmosphere and the types of people you and your girl are have a lot to say.
I am a believing christian, i believe in the good in people and i dont label people, people can manage that themselves fine.(for the record, you don’t have to be a nut-job to be a believing Christian, there are extremists in every religion)
Some of the things I’ve had success with was:
“Faith can be tough, belief can waver, but then i look at you and the fact that something as perfect as you was created perishes all doubts in my mind.”
“You make me wanna be a better me”
“It will always be you”
And depending if it’s true, if it’s mutual and if it’s not something you use in every other sentence the most powerful thing to say to your girlfriend is the obvious:
“I love you”
@My name is ___
You’ve got it all figured out already ;) Reason i’m here is cuz i’m all action and yes, that is 75% of a relationship, the rest is talking and 1-5% of that talking is what this is about. I’m here to broaden my horizon on the topic, a little disappointed, but hey.. its just a blog. The reason that these things are useful is that you can release a serious amount of emotions with very few words if you’ve done the rest correctly.
Hope you could use my advice.
Wow, finally a well-thought out and useful comment on this post. Thanks so much for the input Kenneth!
I don’t know why all of you guys left shitty comments probably because you’re guys but I just read these to my girlfriends and were basically cuming in our panties. You should listen to the author.
Is it Burito or Bobotie Bafana frm South Africa………. huh! guys when the heat is on just do wat u think u can do..after all performance is the key
FYI peeps
These comments suck ass, i didnt even know that there was shit this lame.
Ive had 7 bannanas in my time and only two of those have been tubular.
IMO the best line is
You make me feel spanish, i would love to take you to dinner.
Peace
Freddie Yomen
hey guys, Sid Again!!!!! :-)
I just wanna say wateva goes, goes.
I think there is some great comments here all you guys are spot on! I love it :-)
I would love ot meet all you guys in person
I have loads of things i would love to say but all i do is talk into my pillow at night and laugh is that strange??? :-)
I have just told my neighbour about this and he slammed the door in my face… what a weird guy????
Fred Yomen… ur a wacko dude :-)
I would just like to point out the spelling mistakes that a lot of you “adults” are making its actually kind of sad if you ask me
@Dragnore
Well, thank you so much for pointing that shit out. Why do you like pointing that shit out? That issue is only secondary to the fact that your post had several errors in it as well. You’re a word Nazi. For example, it is “it’s”, for “It is”. “Its” is the possessive form. Although it is counter-intuitive, this is how it works. So, the next time you would “like” to point out other’s mistakes in grammar, punctuation and spelling, I would suggest you shut your fucking mouth you tool. You didn’t even end your post with a period! Besides, no one asked YOU.
omg these lines suck, i can think of better ones just looking at my gf cos it comes from d heart
These are indeed nice tips, it’s possible not to agree with all of them but you can definitely pick one or two that you might find useful. Besides they aren’t set in stones, this is suppose to wake up your “romantic creativity” and think of the little things you can do or say to improve your relationship.
you could say this in a real cool sexy voice:
I’m becoming an addict cause I can’t get enough of you baby…you taste so good!
Come up with your own lines!
And remember- how you say it, when you say it, who you say it to determines the eventual outcome, do it right and you would have spiced up that relationship. Let it come straight from your heart, mean what you say and say what you mean.
@Mike
HAHAHAHA!!! I was going to say something about the “its” in Dragnore’s post as well. I love when people talk about grammar and are making mistakes themselves. Hypocrites these days…
These lines suck! Just do and say what feels right, be yourself. Trust me, once I quit trying to use pick-up lines and crap I’ve found on the internet, I found an amazing girl. We’ve been dating four years now and it has been great! Do you, don’t try to be anyone but yourself.
haha they worked for me try it guys! l0l
NONE OF YOU GUYS TOOK INTO CONSIDERATION THAT EACH AND EVERY GIRL IS DIFFERENT SO SAYING THESE THINGS TO SOMEONE IS EITHER A HIT OR A MISS, IM SURE IT WORKS FOR SOME, AND IM SURE IT DOESNT WORK FOR THE OTHERS, BUT ALL IM SAYING IS KNOW YOUR GIRL AND KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES TO HEAD AND LET HER HEAR IT, BE OBSERVANT
I remember saying some of these things…..back when I had a girlfriend. And yes, they work.
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