There are many things to say to your girlfriend that could either turn her off, or turn her very on. You would be wise to stick with the latter, for both your sakes.
Use these one-liners at the right time, and you could be in for some serious fun, in which case you'll need these tips on how to last longer.
But, remember: It's all in the delivery. If you don't mean it, she won't believe it. That's a recipe for a backfiring disaster.
Things to Say to Your Girlfriend
- "Good morning."
- "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?"
- "I can't stop touching you."
- "Want to join me in the shower?"
- "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you."
- "I love how you taste."
- "Do you feel this, too?" ("This" being an incredible emotional euphoria.)
- "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito."
- Her name–her full name–followed by a "Wow."
- "I'll get the light."
- …20 more things to say to your girlfriend…
Do you have some more things to say to your girlfriend that lit her up?
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good post! stumbled it.
totally lame and totally cliche.
Who wrote it? Was it written by man,who never had girlfriend?!?
WTF?
B*****T
hmmm … never would have thought that something like this would stir up such emotions. interesting! i wonder what that's all about … ?
I'm not sure Isabella, but you're right, it sure has stirred up a lot of strong emotions on both sides with over 10,000 views this week!
Hmm…yea, these are alright…I don't like the burrito one though. One I like to use… I say this to my girlf all the time: " Your'e my sexy ass lil muffin" and she just goes skits! She loves it when I say shit like that. Luv ya Sonia xx
i luv girls i want to lick their pussies so much!
how's the hottie
@Stephen: I read that wrong the first time, "You're my sexy lil ass muffin," which sounds slightly less flattering, haha.
@Shane: I've never heard that one, but whatever works for you…
@Spork: Unfortunately, she was unavailable for comment at the time of this posting. I'm sure she's doing "fine" though (wah wah wah).
burrito! now that is very random, not very romantic.
Don't knock it 'til you try it, Lain.
Although, I agree, once you try it, you'll probably be free to knock it, or maybe you'll find a woman goofy enough to appreciate it.
your as beautiful as a field of daffodils an roses in a vally with a river runnin down the middle… oh wait theres a bright shining unicorn drinkin from the river. is that unicorn you?
haha, nice one Ed
does this stuff actually help anyone out
You'd be surprised Lombe, sometimes the craziest things can work against all logic, especially when dealing with the fairer sex…
wow, who looks on a gay website for stuff to say to their love. thats lame and too me it seems like you have nothing to say to your girl. if you aint got game dont play the game….. an jus be yourself. dont look on a website for stuff to say, say what you know and want to say.
;)
tittie sprinkles………
one of the best thing u could say to ur girlfriend,
is that, she means everything to u, and nutin in the world could ever change that,
and that when u r with her the world is perfect,
the reason the world is perfect when u r with her, is becasue she is the world to u,
she cant compare to anything not the most money in the world, not the shiniest most expensive peice of jewelry,
she is priceless to u
Actually, TJFitness – most girls hearing you say that will just think you a wimp with cliche lines that they are sure you would say to anybody you date.
They'll just act flattered because they are 'suppose' to. Or they'll be happy because they know they've roped you in for the longhaul and can start taking your money ;-)
Number 6. "I love how you taste," I love telling my fiancé that and she loves it too.
Dude, I believe that anyone who thinks your lines wont work is a douche. Every American girl I've been out with loves hearing that kind of dirty talk because they love a man who can make them horny. They love the haste.
will you let me fuck you hardcore baby.
i think it is hard to say all these words , if u r alone……but its ok , let me know how to make a girl friend , carryon , o this topic , give a little touch …..
'Good Morning'
Something tells me he is 55, an virgin and lives in his mothers basement. Makes me feel many saying 'I'll get the light'
This shit is so lame, who ever wrote this is obviously not getting any. So lame you should just say whatever comes to mind but before you blurt out whatever it is that came to mind, take a couple seconds and think about it before you make an ass of yourself.
wow. i bet ya this guy aint got him a real girlfriend. or wat if its a girl. o good god, lezbos
It would be better if ur girl just wanted to fuck 24/7 i want to just ass plung every hot girl wit big tits nf asses
its a good one…..
What a load of bollocks…Just say fancy a fuck pet, and if you get a slap just say 2 her "I think you misunderstood me, you look fat as fuck in that dress"…..
m@$on is so right if you love her dont look on websites just let it come from the heart
buttpluger ur weird
I have the ultimate line…
"If we have children, will you love them more than me?"
Say that to her and prepare for all the loving you can handle. But don't say it until you are both mutually in love. lol. That would seriously backfire if you're not at that stage yet.
Low lyfz ahahaha
ok ….i tried it on my gf….they made her smile…but they are still corny…and m@son is right
jus say what you feel….some woman jus love the truth……and a man who cooks and cleans
(it raises their libido)
THIS IS STUPID, WHO EVER WROTE THIS HAS NEVER HAD A GF AND DOESNT KNOW THAT ITS 2009!
BUT I RE-READ SOME, AND A COUPLE OF THEM ARE ACTUAL THINGS I DO SAY AND THEY WORK, I JUST THOUGHT THOSE WERE GIVENS
This was all about the hits, and it seems to be working. I wanted some decent ideas for how to flirt with my wife and I got drivel. This is a sham that was ochestrated to get web hits and, again, is useless drivel. I could write better stuff in my sleep with any given wet dream. Now I know why guys, who are like me, spend 20 years of the web without looking up this topic. Who needs it? What a waste of time. I will stick to my genuine feelings. Thanks.
Try this.
When you are close, and I can smell your hair,
it reminds me of bright Summer days with honeysuckle in the air.
When we are apart, I think of that smell,
I think of things that are unspoken and of things that words could never tell.
I wrote that since my last post; maybe 3 minutes. Please…. Get a grip.
Good list. But I think my wife my laught at me if I said some of those lines :)