There are many things to say to your girlfriend that could either turn her off, or turn her very on. You would be wise to stick with the latter, for both your sakes.
Use these one-liners at the right time, and you could be in for some serious fun, in which case you'll need these tips on how to last longer.
But, remember: It's all in the delivery. If you don't mean it, she won't believe it. That's a recipe for a backfiring disaster.
Things to Say to Your Girlfriend
- "Good morning."
- "Is it okay with you if I take this slow?"
- "I can't stop touching you."
- "Want to join me in the shower?"
- "I want to kiss/lick/touch every inch of you."
- "I love how you taste."
- "Do you feel this, too?" ("This" being an incredible emotional euphoria.)
- "Hungry? Stay right here. I'll go make you a burrito."
- Her name–her full name–followed by a "Wow."
- "I'll get the light."
- …20 more things to say to your girlfriend…
Do you have some more things to say to your girlfriend that lit her up?
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good post! stumbled it.
totally lame and totally cliche.
Who wrote it? Was it written by man,who never had girlfriend?!?
WTF?
B*****T
hmmm … never would have thought that something like this would stir up such emotions. interesting! i wonder what that’s all about … ?
I’m not sure Isabella, but you’re right, it sure has stirred up a lot of strong emotions on both sides with over 10,000 views this week!
Hmm…yea, these are alright…I don’t like the burrito one though. One I like to use… I say this to my girlf all the time: ” Your’e my sexy ass lil muffin” and she just goes skits! She loves it when I say shit like that. Luv ya Sonia xx
i luv girls i want to lick their pussies so much!
how’s the hottie
@Stephen: I read that wrong the first time, “You’re my sexy lil ass muffin,” which sounds slightly less flattering, haha.
@Shane: I’ve never heard that one, but whatever works for you…
@Spork: Unfortunately, she was unavailable for comment at the time of this posting. I’m sure she’s doing “fine” though (wah wah wah).
burrito! now that is very random, not very romantic.
Don’t knock it ’til you try it, Lain.
Although, I agree, once you try it, you’ll probably be free to knock it, or maybe you’ll find a woman goofy enough to appreciate it.
your as beautiful as a field of daffodils an roses in a vally with a river runnin down the middle… oh wait theres a bright shining unicorn drinkin from the river. is that unicorn you?
haha, nice one Ed
does this stuff actually help anyone out
You’d be surprised Lombe, sometimes the craziest things can work against all logic, especially when dealing with the fairer sex…
wow, who looks on a gay website for stuff to say to their love. thats lame and too me it seems like you have nothing to say to your girl. if you aint got game dont play the game….. an jus be yourself. dont look on a website for stuff to say, say what you know and want to say.
;)
tittie sprinkles………
one of the best thing u could say to ur girlfriend,
is that, she means everything to u, and nutin in the world could ever change that,
and that when u r with her the world is perfect,
the reason the world is perfect when u r with her, is becasue she is the world to u,
she cant compare to anything not the most money in the world, not the shiniest most expensive peice of jewelry,
she is priceless to u
Actually, TJFitness – most girls hearing you say that will just think you a wimp with cliche lines that they are sure you would say to anybody you date.
They’ll just act flattered because they are ‘suppose’ to. Or they’ll be happy because they know they’ve roped you in for the longhaul and can start taking your money ;-)
Number 6. “I love how you taste,” I love telling my fiancé that and she loves it too.
Dude, I believe that anyone who thinks your lines wont work is a douche. Every American girl I’ve been out with loves hearing that kind of dirty talk because they love a man who can make them horny. They love the haste.
will you let me fuck you hardcore baby.
i think it is hard to say all these words , if u r alone……but its ok , let me know how to make a girl friend , carryon , o this topic , give a little touch …..
‘Good Morning’
Something tells me he is 55, an virgin and lives in his mothers basement. Makes me feel many saying ‘I’ll get the light’
This shit is so lame, who ever wrote this is obviously not getting any. So lame you should just say whatever comes to mind but before you blurt out whatever it is that came to mind, take a couple seconds and think about it before you make an ass of yourself.
wow. i bet ya this guy aint got him a real girlfriend. or wat if its a girl. o good god, lezbos
It would be better if ur girl just wanted to fuck 24/7 i want to just ass plung every hot girl wit big tits nf asses
its a good one…..
What a load of bollocks…Just say fancy a fuck pet, and if you get a slap just say 2 her “I think you misunderstood me, you look fat as fuck in that dress”…..
m@$on is so right if you love her dont look on websites just let it come from the heart
buttpluger ur weird
I have the ultimate line…
“If we have children, will you love them more than me?”
Say that to her and prepare for all the loving you can handle. But don’t say it until you are both mutually in love. lol. That would seriously backfire if you’re not at that stage yet.
Low lyfz ahahaha
ok ….i tried it on my gf….they made her smile…but they are still corny…and m@son is right
jus say what you feel….some woman jus love the truth……and a man who cooks and cleans
(it raises their libido)
THIS IS STUPID, WHO EVER WROTE THIS HAS NEVER HAD A GF AND DOESNT KNOW THAT ITS 2009!
BUT I RE-READ SOME, AND A COUPLE OF THEM ARE ACTUAL THINGS I DO SAY AND THEY WORK, I JUST THOUGHT THOSE WERE GIVENS
This was all about the hits, and it seems to be working. I wanted some decent ideas for how to flirt with my wife and I got drivel. This is a sham that was ochestrated to get web hits and, again, is useless drivel. I could write better stuff in my sleep with any given wet dream. Now I know why guys, who are like me, spend 20 years of the web without looking up this topic. Who needs it? What a waste of time. I will stick to my genuine feelings. Thanks.
Try this.
When you are close, and I can smell your hair,
it reminds me of bright Summer days with honeysuckle in the air.
When we are apart, I think of that smell,
I think of things that are unspoken and of things that words could never tell.
I wrote that since my last post; maybe 3 minutes. Please…. Get a grip.
Good list. But I think my wife my laught at me if I said some of those lines :)
wtf this shyt it freaken lame obuisly tha person who post this has never ever got laid shyt fukin lame ass
I don’t know about some of these…buuut…one that i use that works on girls is
How’s my little kitten? Does she want to purr for me tonight?
I didn’t take my time to read all post but here are 2 for you. 1-” i hear you, infact i smell you, but I want to taste you” “kiss me” of couse this only works with the right delivery, like all of mine it must be at the right time with a little shock- 2- “sometimes you just have to live life and let your self go, you only live once, do you want to live twice?…… I can. come here.” then kiss her!!! i got a million i know works on anyone but i make them up as i go-
ok my bf told me he wanted a peice of my butt and thats what turned me on try it !!! oh and let the girl give u a peice!!!
wow. you are all fucking losers. grow a penis
i don’t think those words will work. i’ve never had a girl in my life and wish to experience though i’m 27 and want to be in a serious or whatever you call it relationship. I know of some stubborn girls in my area that no love word will stir up their emotion or feeling. I don’t know the stuff they are made of, i don’t think they’re Eve’s of-springs.
hi wat do u look like i want yo no
wow! you all are so lame that is th cheesiest shit i have ever heard i bet most the people that write this crap are 30 year old virgins that still live with there moms
hey you guys who is saying all this crap about saying that they have never had a gf before. you guys obviously dont know what nerds do. nerds (no offence) have the smartest minds and can get laid more than so called “preps” i would know this because i am infact a nerd. i am not a virgin and some words can make a girl go nuts. i would know this because i have dated online alot. i know what to say and when to say it. for us unfortunate kids that dont have the “looks” i am here to say that you shouldnt give up. ive even used the words ” im going to kiss you from the back of your neck all the way down your spine and tell you i love you. that works so well. and one can pull that one off. and you when your saying that make sure you use your fingers as an example. and there is a spot in there lower back that if you put some pressure on it. it instantly turns them on. (from my own experiance) please reply to this i want to know how many others know about that spot. i may know what im doing but why not be better at it right? i came to this website simply for more suggestions on how to get my girl “hot” so that shes ready for when i come over. thank you for your time. and your oppinions.
First of all, everyone here making rude comments about people being lame are lame themselves! Why the fuck are you here in the first place if you didn’t google this shit yourself! Secondly, NO ONE knows what the fuck to say to someone they date. That’s why the world is such a shitty place. 99.9% of couples that get married get divorced within the first 4 months…see what I’m saying? It’s not what you say to your bf/gf. It’s how you carry yourself and how you treat and act towards them. Who gives a shit about what you say? lol…oh, and by the way, I was looking up something funny to say on my gf’s facebook status. That’s why my ass is here! haha
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